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Conundrum

Which are more valuable, women or men?

Men, because they are desired with the same fervency that fish desire new bicycles.

In nothing is the doctrine of the survival of the fittest more aptly illustrated than in the bloody striving of animals to consume one another.

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Collected by John Jay Rederick J. Drake & Company Publishers Chicago, 1902

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